One day I woke up and it was 2017

Hey folks,

So... I totally forgot about this blog. So sorry. Nothing much has changed since the end of 2013. I'm still living in the same rural city, still working the same job, still eating the same things. When I do eat something new, it is almost always a recipe from Kathleen over at Perfect Recipe Project. 

The gluten-free landscape has improved in the past few years, making it easier for me to find things to eat. For that, I am very thankful! I'm more likely to blog if I'm very happy or very annoyed about some eating experience, so you can infer that I've been in a comfortable space for the past few years.

I hope you're eating well and living well. Maybe I'll be better about remembering that this space exists moving into the future. I have thoughts about foods... maybe I'll share them with the readers who never purge blogs from their blogrolls.

Be well!

2013: Year-End Review

I did practically nothing on the blog this year, and actually nothing since April, so this year-end review is gonna be quick.

-I'm still a glutard.
-I made a cookie in a cup once. 
-I made pulled pork this weekend and it was delicious. Recipe coming your way soon!
-I started a new job and moved to a new city (again), and am learning about my (limited) restaurant options. Nothing has really been worth posting. We have mostly chain restaurants here, so big ups to chains that have detailed ingredient lists or gluten-free-friendly menus, even if they don't offer much glutard food. I'm looking at you, Panera and Noodles. I also want to throw a kudos toward the sushi restaurant here (not a chain, so you don't get a link), which has gluten-free soy sauce on hand and Wednesday night martini specials. And while I'm at it, thumbs down to Applebee's for having a gluten-free menu that contains almost no actual food (lots of dressings and sauces, though) and to TGI Friday's, which has one of the least comprehensible gluten-free menus I've seen (I should have taken a picture when I was there. It was all symbols and no explanation, like being in a mass-produced white-washed Egyptian tomb). 
-I eat the same stuff I always eat. 

I hope 2013 treated you well and that 2014 treats you better!

xoxo,
Your Glutenless Goddess

The (work email) system is down...

The email system at work just went down, while our IT folks are away at a conference, of course. The first place my brain went upon our email crashing was here:

Strong Bad Email: Techno/The System Is Down

Have a great Monday! May it be full of safety and happiness, and devoid of unwanted gluten!

Heavy-Hearted

Marathon Monday should have been a day to celebrate. Thankfully, my people in Boston were safe, but my heart goes out to all of those who weren't as lucky. 

Currently

I haven't blogged in a while, so I decided to steal this idea from my friend Jane, who stole it from Eat Live Run. This will help get you caught up with why I haven't been blogging. Although I really should be, because there have been some major developments. My boyfriend's doctor recommended he try a gluten-free diet, so my entire household has been gluten-free! It has been really interesting to see the daily adjustment to gluten-free living, since I haven't been in those shoes in nearly 5 years. 

I'm currently...

Watching... The West Wing. Not sure how I avoided this show for so long, but it is fantastic. Good dialogue, good plot, a young Rob Lowe... everything reality TV lacks. 

Eating... Leftover and discounted Easter candy. Expect to see me 20-30 pounds heavier soon.

Planning... What to do with my life. I got a job offer that seems like a really good (although temporary) career move. It would require me to move to far, far away. It would make my boyfriend and I live apart for another year (after only one year of cohabiting). But my sense of adventure is calling strong and I get the impression that my coworkers there really want to help me make it to the next step in my career. 

Reading... 168 Hours. Jane recommended it to me and I am very slowly reading it. Thinking in terms of weeks and not days has been a helpful mental shift, but I am still having a hard time accomplishing all of the things I need to accomplish. Blogging today is my break from grading papers and never-ending research projects!

Inspired by... Spring? Once it gets a little warmer, I hope to start running again. It is too cold to run in Minnesota in the winter, and I am too poor to join a gym. 

Excited about... Normally I'd say the end of the semester, but that is when my benefits run out, so I'll be looking for affordable health insurance (HA! hahaha like that exists). I'm excited about getting job interviews and an offer, and excited about making a decision so I can start feeling out what the next year will look like. Spring is a time of great possibility! 

Go Get Some Warm Fuzzies!

I wanted to share this with you because it is designed to make you feel good, unlike so much of what is on the internet: www.emergencycompliment.com

Here's an example of one of my favorite compliments:

So, yeah, Disney... if you want an inspirational story about a Julie Andrews-esque woman who was a first generation college student who got a PhD and lives fabulously with a gluten allergy, drop me a comment! 

Chocolate Chip Cookies (in a Cup!)

The windchill has hovered around -35 all day here, which is (a) almost cold enough for frost to show up on the windows in hell, and (b) that's right, cold enough to motivate me to bake. 

I was originally wanted to make a healthy version of chocolate chip cookies with Greek yogurt, because I thought I had Greek yogurt in my fridge. This would help warm the house and produce something warm for me to give to my boyfriend when he came home. Closer inspection revealed, however, that the only Greek yogurt I had was pineapple flavored. I was not willing to leave though house, though, so I decided to make the full-butter, full-sugar Nestle Toll House cookies that my mom used to make for me. 

I used this recipe (seen below), but substituted Cup 4 Cup gluten free flour. My cookies turned out gooey and buttery and satisfying, but I call shenanigans on their claim that this recipe makes 5 dozen cookies. I only got 3 dozen and I don't think mine are THAT big. 

Original NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Chocolate Chip Cookies

• 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
• 3/4 cup granulated sugar
• 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 2 large eggs
• 2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels
• 1 cup chopped nuts

PREHEAT oven to 375° F.

COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets. 

BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely. 

PAN COOKIE VARIATION: Grease 15 x 10-inch jelly-roll pan. Prepare dough as above. Spread into prepared pan. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool in pan on wire rack. Makes 4 dozen bars. 

SLICE AND BAKE COOKIE VARIATION:
PREPARE dough as above. Divide in half; wrap in waxed paper. Refrigerate for 1 hour or until firm. Shape each half into 15-inch log; wrap in wax paper. Refrigerate for 30 minutes.* Preheat oven to 375° F. Cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices; place on ungreased baking sheets. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely. Makes about 5 dozen cookies. 

* May be stored in refrigerator for up to 1 week or in freezer for up to 8 weeks. 

As I was pulling the last dozen out of my oven, my friend Jane told me about this recipe for a microwavable cookie in a cup. I haven't tried this, but this could have saved me effort and dishes. 

Here's the recipe I am stealing from Jane and Melissa at No. 2 Pencil:

Chocolate Chip Cookie in a Cup

1 Tablespoon Butter
1 Tablespoon Granulated White Sugar
1 Tablespoon of firmly packed Dark Brown Sugar
3 Drops of Vanilla Extract
Small Pinch of Kosher Salt
1 Egg Yolk (discard the egg white)
Scant 1/4 of All Purpose Flour
2 Tablespoons of Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips

Start by melting your butter in the microwave. Add sugars, vanilla and salt. Stir to combine. Separate your egg and add the yolk only to your cup. Stir to combine. Add flour, then stir again. Add the chocolate chips, and give a final stir. Cook in microwave 40-60 seconds, start checking for doneness at 40 seconds. Mine takes 50 seconds. 

Serve warm.

FYI, Jane recommends microwaving for longer than 60 seconds. Next time I feel like baking, I'll try doing it the lazy way.